lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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