I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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