I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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