Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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