I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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