He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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