i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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