Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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