at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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