rhymes with "ouble enetration"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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