He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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