Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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