hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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