You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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