If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Shame is for Republicans.
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