We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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