If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Oh god it's open bar.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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