yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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