I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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