I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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