is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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