if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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