i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
please come you make the beer taste better
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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