yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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