The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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