Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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