Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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