it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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