why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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