no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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