so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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