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i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.

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(952): i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor. http://tfl.nu/i20y

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(480): View more from Arizona

Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.

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(480): Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles. http://tfl.nu/jmsm

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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.

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(617): He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him. http://tfl.nu/v8g0

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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.

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(630): Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze. http://tfl.nu/d5vp

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(678): View more from Georgia

Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?

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(678): Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon? http://tfl.nu/v3dn

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye

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(781): No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye http://tfl.nu/qnov

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?

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(303): Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us? http://tfl.nu/b72r

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(847): View more from Illinois

Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?

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That's the stuff legends are made of

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(847): Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate? (412): That's the stuff legends are made of http://tfl.nu/wudz

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(925): View more from California

Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities

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(925): Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities http://tfl.nu/6vqv

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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.

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(951): Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem. http://tfl.nu/85aq

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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already

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(651): Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already http://tfl.nu/xrp9

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night

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(250): I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night http://tfl.nu/2rtf

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.

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Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.

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(570): After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother. (1-570): Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off. http://tfl.nu/5ewz

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(260): View more from Indiana

He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.

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(260): He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him. http://tfl.nu/2xzg

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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina

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(360): i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina http://tfl.nu/287f

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