so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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