I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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