I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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what are you doing with your life
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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