I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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