im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
where does the pee come out of this thing
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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