weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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