i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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