elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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