try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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