moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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