I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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