Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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