dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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