if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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