as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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