Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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