i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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