real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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